Crushing Your Valuable Cigars

Today Im going to crush a bunch of valuable cigars. I take them fresh from the humidor and put them on the floor next to my high high-heeled slippers. I put one cigar in each of my high high-heeled slippers and put them back on to begin crushing the other cigars - while the 2 cigars are crushed inwards of my shoes! After crushing some under my high heels I take the shoes off, empty the crushed remains from my shoes and continue to crush the other cigars under my bare feet :-.