I walk into the living room with my sexy fresh beige high high-heeled shoes and a magazine to read - but notice a see on the coffee table right away. My slave should know better by now - but this idiot truly thinks he can buy fresh witnesses and I wont find and crush them? I throw it on the ground and begin to crush it under my high high-heeled slippers - but it just wont break - the brand-new heels are too soft! I grab another pair of high heel boots where the heels are really run down and the metal tip sticks out - but this watch seems to have a guardian angel of some sort - it just wont break! I grab it and walk over to the parking lot - there it only takes a few hard hits and the watch explodes under the metal tips of the heels! I put the crushed remains back on the coffee table for my slave to find it... maybe now hell learn!
