Happy Birthday Loser

Goddess valerie got me a cheap cake wrote loser on it, but i didnt expect much more since i know how lowly She thinks of me. She told me to taste it on all fours just when i thought that was going to be the extent of the abjection, She shoved my face in the cake with Her foot. To make things worse, She put Her stinky barefeet in the cake wiped it all over my face hair, making me slurp it off Her feet. Ugh, She knows how to ruin me. Blessed birthday to me.