Litterbug Busted

I love the excellent outdoors. Nothing makes me more satisfied than being outside, in nature, admiring all its beauty. So imagine my disgust when I spotted this twerp chucking his rubbish on the floor. I was not gonna stand for that, or his cocky attitude - I gave him one chance to do the right thing and he overlooked it. So I kicked his balls up into his brain. Repeatedly. Dont drop litter.