Loser Munches Chewing Gum From My Muddy Boots

I order the loser to gobble the dirty muddy feet of my boots - and he impatiently starts with the very first one. Always so much joy to witness a loser clean my muddy boots - watching his tongue getting darker and darker, while my boots get cleaner and cleaner :-D After a while I take out my chewing gum and stick it into the dirty tread of the boots - and then order the loser to eat the dirt-covered chewing gum from my boot soles. Then its time for him to lick the other boot - and surprise - theres another chewing gum stuck to the muddy boot! Of course, hell eat that chewing gum as well - and clean the boot soles completely with his tongue!