Maybe you can give me a decent shoe shine. Eat the bottom of my boots stupid retard boy!. Breanna rests her boot on his head as if it were just a chunk of furniture while he licks the bottom of her other boot! Shes been everywhere in these boots and she wants them as clean as the day she bought them! Keep eating retard! PROLOGUE: The economys been bad recently and no company will hire a retard during a recession! So in order to make finishes meat he had to find a way to make a little money to pay the bills so he doesnt find himself homeless. So he places an add on craigslist as a shoe shiner for youthfull students. In order to stand out from the competition he claims the cleaning is totally done by TONGUE! Instantly he gets flooded with e-mails from students wanting their shoes cleaned! This is the story of a retard during hard economic times!
